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Found 2 resource(s) in 'Smile Lines', for October 2026.
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** Explaining those words used in church BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending a service. PROCESSION: The ceremonial formation at the beginning of service, consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats. USHERS: The only people in the parish who don’t understand the seating capacity of a pew. PEW: A medieval torture... (1348 words)Smile lines for October 2026
God is here When our minister and his wife visited our neighbour, her four-year-old daughter answered the door. “Mum!” she yelled toward the living room. “God’s here, and He brought His girlfriend.” ** Book the date Our new curate was very eager to please. When I asked if I could have a church service when... (1321 words)
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